I swear this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of check here it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of rabbits came out under a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe this just happened. It's so crazy, I know I'm going to pass out! All of it was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?